marypussypoppins:

*constantly beats self up for being a shitty adult*


correct representation of how I handle everything.

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So this happened at Subway the other day
  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

"I couldn’t imagine Lacey having a boyfriend." HA COOL THANKS. That didn’t just totally make me feel like shit.


thetrevorproject:

Good reasons :)

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

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@niazkilam: #longhair

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Fall Out Boy Helps You Get Rid of That U2 Album

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